oh yeah also. while i was gone i got a sona. here she is

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thepromiscuousfinger:

beardedmrbean:

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creekfiend:

creekfiend:

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Saw this on FB and it just reminded me about how Semi-Charmed Life was the theme song for the Tigger Movie? Dare to put songs about meth in Winnie the Pooh films again

Someone in the Tigger Movie marketing department circa 1999: what drugs would you all say Tigger is on

Everyone else in the room, simultaneously: oh meth for sure

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the-haiku-bot:

abalidoth:

adjoint-law:

fallow-grove:

transcyberism:

transcyberism:

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Anyway reblog to make sure all the investors know that, according to u/spez AKA Steve Huffman, the CEO of the fucking company, Reddit is, and I quote, “not profitable.” Their IPO is supposedly planned for later this year. Have fun with that, Steve!

I tried to blaze this and Tumblr gave me an error code and refused to do it (after charging my CC) y'all better fuckin gimme an Organic All Natural Blaze lmao

edit: nvm it’s marked pending but still

wouldnt it be fun. wouldnt it be really cool. if the haiku bot

are you serious? Reddit’s unprofitable, and you want haikus?

There’s no need to fight. It’s just a way to spread word, using robot bait.

There’s no need to fight.

It’s just a way to spread word,

using robot bait.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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barbieyaga:

A very special video for a very special cat!

I love you @straycatj you are the best account on this website!

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paperdawn:
“Color Wheel of a bunch of cool characters!
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paperdawn:

Color Wheel of a bunch of cool characters!

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beardedmrbean:

The lads have devised a new sport

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deathscreenmessages:

greenestlabcoat:

Pedestrian affirmations:


YOU ARE INVINCIBLE


AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU


GOD’S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU


CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

greenestlabcoat was hit by a car.

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lindleland:

memorycycle:

debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home

no

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bennizone:

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comic wip.. ^3^ introspective silliness (??) i’d like to finish it sometime

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